Coconut Lane Quilted Embroidered Theo Teddy Expandable Cosmetic Bag
Description
The Coconut Lane Quilted Embroidered Theo Teddy Expandable Cosmetic Bag is what happens when cute meets chaos control. Covered in that ultra-soft quilted teddy texture and finished with the sweetest embroidered detailing, it’s basically a hug for your makeup.
And yes — she expands. So whether it’s your everyday essentials or your full glam “emotional support” collection, there’s space for everything. It opens wide so you can actually see your products (no mystery mascara lost at the bottom).
Perfect for sleepovers, travel, gym bags, or just living your best organised-but-make-it-cute life.
It’s giving:
🧸 Soft, cosy-core vibes
💄 Beauty bag but make it fashion
✈️ Travel-ready and teddy-level cute
Features:
– Quilted teddy fabric with embroidered detailing
– Expandable design for extra storage space
– Wide opening for easy access
– Lightweight and perfect for everyday or travel use
Because your glam routine deserves a bag as cute and comforting as your favourite hoodie.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping? Of course, babe.
We know you want your order faster than your ex changes his mind—so we don’t mess around.
UK Shipping
Standard Delivery (3–5 working days): £2.95 & Free on orders over £50
Express Delivery (1–2 working days): £9.95
International Shipping
Yes, we ship worldwide! Because style knows no borders.
EU + USA: Estimated 5–10 working days
Rest of world: May vary (but still worth the wait)
Need it now?
Slide into our DMs or email us—we’ll do our best to work some fairy magic.
Tracking:
Every order comes with tracking, because you’re that girl, and you deserve to know exactly where your outfit is at all times.
- UK 🇬🇧 Free on all orders over £50 with EVRI 2-5 working days (£2.95 otherwise)
- UK 🇬🇧 Next Day Delivery (before 1pm) with EVRI or DPD (£7.95)
- EU 🇪🇺 Standard £7.95 per order 2-10 working days
- USA & CAN 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Standard £9.95 per order 5-10 working days
- Rest of the World 🌎 £19.95 per order 5-20 working days
- All UK Returns & Exchanges are Free
Price Match
We Don’t Do Overpaying, Babe.
Found it cheaper somewhere else? Spill the tea — we’ll not only match the price, we’ll slash an extra 10% off the difference. Oh, and of course, we’ll ship it to you free, with free returns too. Because that’s just how we do.
How it works:
- Drop us an email with the product link and deets (like size and colour).
- Our Price Match squad will get back to you within 1 working day by email or phone.
- If it qualifies, boom — you’ve got yourself a bratty little bargain.
Before you hit send, have a peek at the terms below to make sure you’re eligible.
Questions?
Got questions? Send us an email!
Reviews
| S-M-L | UK Size | USA Size | Bust | Waist |
| XS | 4/6 | 2 | 32-33 | 24-25 |
| S | 6/8 | 4 | 34-35 | 26-27 |
| M | 8/10 | 6 | 36-37 | 28-30 |
| L | 12/14 | 8 | 38-39 | 31-33 |

































































































































